Sunday, November 19, 2006

Another weirdo

Ok so this guy is another one that responds to every ad: for real or a scam. weirdo:

Hi! there,

I am expecting this mail to be one of the 23 mails that landed up in your mail all of a sudden from craigslist and you decided to open this mail because......I would let you answer that to prove that I am a good listener.

I am not a sugar daddy who fears his mom at home, not a NFL star who recently realized that he started playing football because he liked men, not a movie star who really has to work his balls out (meaning not a porn star), not an investment banker who recently finished the merger beween his two favourite book publishers i.e. Playboy and DC Comics, not a guy who doesnt want to hurt anyone and so turned to chewing plants (tobacco).....and ofcourse, definitely not the guy from your grocery store who is on parole.

To tell you more about myself.....I am a 26yr old and recently moved to Boston in search of greener pastures...a.k.a got a job as a postdoc at Harvard and MIT. I like playing badminton (play at a competitive level) and other racquet sports, travelling, yoga, playing guitar, reiki, learning about artificial medicine, reading history and listening to music (classical rock - favourite albums: each every album of Rainbow, joe satriani, led zeppelin and deep purple and few selected albums including heaven and hell by black sabbath, joshua tree by U2, soundtrack of Matrix 1 and so on).

I am originally from India but the last 3 years of my life were spent in the UK where I got my PhD. I stand 5'6" tall (as the crow flies) and weigh 145lbs (as the needle shows).

My favourite cuisines include Indian (obviously), Italian, Mexican and Sushi. Just wanted to make you sure that I am not color blind..... so my favourite colors include different shades of black and white.

I choose the subject because I had taken a course in probability theory and applications. Thats also where the number 23 comes from (more details will be explained). The number 18 in my id was chosen only because its my birthday and is definitely nothing to do with adult entertainment.

Let me know if my calculations are right...or the very fundamentals of this theory will be proved wrong and I need to inform NASA about this before they send another Mars explorer. Consider this...your reply would save a lot of taxpayer's money (your and my money included).

Good luck and have a good day.

VJ

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