response!

Hi, I'm considered a nice looking,well built guy who has always treated women special by giving them the most relaxing,stress relieving foot pampering experience of thier lives.This is just something that comes naturally to me.Do you think you would enjoy having your sore,tired feet lovingly worshipped after a long,hard day?I'm not looking for sex either just a little innocent foot fun to start with.Let me know what you think?I promise if you give me a chance you'll be so glad you did.

Shy and sweet and curious about being submissive?

Above all else he cherishes his submissive, in the knowledge that the gift she gives him is the greatest of all. He can be demanding at times and may take full advantage of the power given to him, but knows how to share the pleasure and show the respect that comes from that precious gift.

He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that he may control others. As a stern and demanding Dominant, he can cause his sub to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, he will then kiss the tears away, without ever stepping out of character. His goal is never to hurt but to be able to control their emotional situations.

In times of trouble, a Dominant will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask a submissive to put him before her career, or family, just to satisfy his own pleasure. He is kind and wise.

To win his sub missive’s mind, body and soul, he knows he must first win her trust and heart. He will show his submissive humor, kindness, and warmth. He must also show her that his guidance and tutoring is knowledgeable and deserving of her attention, that this is a man she can learn from, and trust his direction.

He is romantic enough to be protective and chivalrous. When called upon, he will fight for his ladies' honor. He proves to her that he is someone she can lean on, and depend on. He makes her feel safe.

He is old-fashioned enough to be a bit of a chauvinist, yet modern enough to respect his woman. Quick to point out the differences between them, he also knows there is no inferiority in those differences.

When it comes time to teach his submissive her lessons of obedience, he is a strong and unyielding professor. He will accept no flaw, nothing less than perfection from his student. Never does he use discipline without good reason. When he does, it is always with a knowledgeable and careful hand. And discipline is always followed by forgiveness and love. And then we move on.

He is a careful guide, with safety always his main concern. He knows how to use pain to extend the bounds of pleasure. He is a mentor who can bring her to the edges of her envelope, and gently show her the inner courage to reach new heights.

He is always open to communication and discussion, always ready to hear her wants and needs. He is patient, taking the time to learn her limits, and knowing that as her trust of him grows, so will they.

He never has to demand ritual behavior by her. She responds to him out the want of pleasing him. Compliance comes from the wanting to please, not the fear of punishment. He understands the fragile nature of mind and body, and never violates the trust given to him.

He is secure enough to laugh at himself and the absurdities of life. Courageous enough to accept assistance. Open minded enough to learn new things. Strong enough to grow. His tools are mind, body, spirit and soul with a little help from rope, paddle and blindfold. He understands that each partner gains most from pleasuring the other. And both of them know that love is the only binding that truly holds.

Do you want the training of a caring Loving Dominant Man?
Remember the only way I can lead is if his sub follows willingly.
We both have to give to each other completely to create the proper environment.
If this interests you let me know.
Possibly "your" new Loving Dominant

I wouldnt want to be her!

YUCK!!!
A response the my ad!

She stood silently..motionlessly. Facing a wooden wall cross, she lowered her eyes and opened her heart. She waited. A smell rose to her nostrils, an essence - familiar yet new - her heart jumped in her chest.. and her mind raced. A smell.. a Man.

He approached her with the grace and stealth of a panther.. Dark.. mysterious.. ominously calculating. In spite of her efforts, her breath quickened. She tried desperately to keep control of her body. It was no longer hers.

He did not touch her skin, but instead pushed the hair away from the nape of her neck with one steady finger.. She felt naked. She shuddered, cursing herself for allowing that natural reaction to happen. It betrayed her calm exterior.. and yet, as it revealed her - it released her.. freed her to explore. She smiled.

His breath caressed her neck, never touching her now warm flesh. She wanted desperately to turn.. to face him.. to look away from the base of the cross, where her gaze had been directed.. moments before. She remained still. And she waited.

It felt like an eternity before he touched her skin.. she was so eager to feel his touch against her that she strained the muscles in her back to meet his hands behind her. He pulled away.. retaining the control and revelling in it. She sighed heavily, letting go of some of the pent up energy and the last bit of control. Her shoulders did not fall, but inside she knew she would have to learn patience to gain pleasure and peace.

He kissed her bare neck..scorching it with his lips. Instinctively, she stood perfectly still.. showing him her desire to obey. He was pleased with her position and rewarded her with a touch.. a gentle, firm touch on both shoulders.. pulling her body back and toward his chest.. Her back lay against him.. and he reached around and caressed her breasts.. cupping them.. feeling their weight and examining their softness. She kept her hands still at her sides, eyes lowered and half closed.. and watched as his hands explored her. He pinched. He probed, turning each tit up and dropping it .. then picking it up once more by the pink nipple and let it hang there.. She loved this.

Her sex was moist.. sticky between her parted legs... She felt her arousal growing and deepening.. and as she climbed, she became even more aware of her body.. her feet, her legs, the small of her back, her ribs, her shoulder blades.. every part of her was awake.

He held her nipples.. drawing them up and away from her body and she moaned loudly. He twisted them. He squeezed them. She came. She grabbed his thighs from behind her and bend down from the waist.. trying desperately to remain standing..

Would you enjoy being her? :)

As simple as that

so I'm thinking that this thing with Mr BeBe isn't going to happen. He just isn't into me...I think a part of him must be...but the part i need isn't. He is just to busy...maybe its the holidays and working 80 hours or maybe he just isn't making me important enough to find time. I have been through this with other guys...the excuses start and at first I tolerate them...but only for so long. I mean...come on...

So I'm not going to say never...but for now...its a no...

I got this email from OKCupid:

Hi,

I'm a married guy in an unusual situation.

My wife has some health issues that have changed the nature of our marriage. With her encouragement and permission, I'm now looking for someone who is open to having some great conversations and developing a friendship or even more to enjoy some of the sensuality and erotic pleasure that has been missing for quite some time.

This brief note does not provide much detail and at best overly simplifies things..

If you are interested and respond I will gladly answer any questions that you have.

I can be reached on here or at xxxx@yahoo.com

I look forward to hearing from you,

Mike

Wow...that had to be one of the oddest...interesting I must say.

I have been talking to another guy from Yahoo personals and we are going to meet this weekend. He seems nice...I am not sure I am attracted to him the way I was with Mr BeBe or Anchorman...but I might be once I meet him. That's the thing I am just never sure because some people you have chemistry with and some you don't. As simple as that.

BUT then...I get emails...

I get emails like this: BECAUSE who knows why they think this is ok....but here it is:

I take it!

married white male 34 is with one of those skinny minnies. I love a women with curves.

Email me back if you want to get to know each other.

or:

Hi. I do like your list, or dislike it, as case would be. I'm a very attractive, older academic who is looking for someone interesting, which you seem to be. My attachment function is screwing up right now or I'd send you a picture. Get back to me, okay!

and:

I came across your ad on CL and I would love to help
you on your road to discovering your erotic potential.
I am married and I am looking for one, regular lover,
and not just because of risk of disease, but I just
don't have the time or energy for more than one at a
time. I would like to take the time to gently and
patiently help you through your desires. I am 47, 170
lbs., respectful and an all around nice guy.

I hope we get a chance to meet. If your interested,
drop me a line and let me know your location. I am
from the Norwood area.

hmmm what about this: (44...is getting a little old for me)

Hello there, How are you ? I'm William, im 44, 5'8''180# works out regulary, tanned tatoos clean cut. No smoke and drink very little, no drugs aswell. I live in burlington and i am writing you showing you some attention..lol I understand what your typing i see the ads like that all the time
wanting attractive and ect..i accept people as they are, im not perfect but i try hard to always inprove my life. I do work out and try to stayin shape, as we get older its not easy anymore. So i wanted to say i liked your ad and i would like to know more of you ,thats if you might find me interesting aswell, im real not fake, im sincere faithful kingd and loving, all the hart to give to a special lady.

i hope you write, i will send a pic next letter.

How about 46?

I agree with you. Now, a question for you, how about someone that's 46?......and far from being perfect. By the way, hope you aren't " working your ass off".....I'm figuring it's nice.

Response to the BBW post...

My recent post below... saw your post... and am very interested... please write if you care to chat or see a pic or two!

;-)

Oh My GOD!!! BBW's R O C K!!!! MWM has new found admiration! - m4w - 39 (Boston west suburbs)

I just had my first BBW experience two months ago... and it was freaking HEAVEN!

Like many men.. I've always been intrigued by Rubenesque shapes ... and only recently learned of Craig's List.. so I took some pictures of myself, posted an ad.. and met a wonderful, sweet young woman... we met a four times... and now I can't stop thinking about BBWs... when I'm shopping, running, just driving in my car.. I now notice all these beautiful large women ...

Unfortunatley.. my young friend went back home for the summer.. and while I hope to see her back in the Fall.. I'd also like to find a special BBW friend for the summer.

I'm 39, tall, in great shape and handsome. I take very good care of myself.. and have some tasteful pics I can share with you.. the "catch"? I am married, and so need discretion.

If you are a BBW seeking a sincere, motivated, patient secret lover.. please write!


* Location: Boston west suburbs

Princess?

And a response already:

Hi, I think I`m the right guy for you, I can not image you but I`ll like you as you are,kisses princess.

Bug eyes...

So Mr Bug eyes responded to the ad...seeming all nice and sweet...see u never ever know who u will find online, in a bar, or even at Super Stop and Shop...u never know someone.
This was the response...I'm so tempted to respond...either from this email address or another one...just to get him all excited and then tell him he has bug eyes...but see I feel bad and cant be mean even though he called me Jack Osborne...so what to do what to do?

Ad:

Just read about you and liked what I read. I am 31 single. I am 5-8 too with a good job, own a car and buying a new one. I think that I very nice and lovable. I'm respectful, down to earth and educated. Not looking for a casual counter either. Hope to hear from you.

Any nice guys not looking for just sex?

I was told the other day that I needed to update this thing...and since I haven't been dating much...what do I write about...and your right about it not being a good idea to write about work stuff...so thanks for the comments...and you are right I hadn't thought of that...I know I should have but I didn't when I wrote it...which is ironic because at my last job I didn't write anything bad because I was paranoid someone would find it and read it...

I decided for the hell of it...more to get something to post about...to write a new ad...haha it went something like this:

Any nice guys not looking for just sex?

I haven't been on here looking for a date in a long while...but I'm bored so I thought I would say hi.

I have tried the whole online dating thing...and its frustrating cause the majority of guys I have met especially off of CL want just sex...or are married...why is that? To most CL=SEX

I want to find a guy who likes me for me...I'm not the type of girl to sleep with you on a first date...isn't that what Casual Encounters section is for?

I am also no Paris Hilton...who at the end of the day still cries for mommy. I am me... a size 16... curves and all... but I'm not going to lie and say I'm thin ...its something I have been working on...exercise...being healthy for me not you.

So if after all this...you might find me interesting...tell me why I should trust you...

What can I say...I got few emails back:

Hey I just read your post and there is nothing i can say in an email to have you trust me!!!! that is because you do not know me and I do not know you so I do not trust you either but I will tell you that I am around 6'2 300lbs blue eyes and looking. of course I would love to have sex so would you and everyone one else in this world why cause sex is fun and it feels good. But I would like to chat get to know you have you get to know me as well. Here is my part to let you know that i am not looking for just sex cause if i was i would not say that I still live @ home. why cause I want my own house and right now the prices for house is out of my reach so I live @ home still, I am saving my money to buy my own home. Why not move out into a apartment you ask cause why pay rent and have no value in it after a yr. that does not mean i get a free ride i help my parents out with anything they want me to do. I a video gamer I just got the Wii from Nintendo and i have a PS3 from Sony i love playing video games and watching tv, movies, hanging out with my friends and just chilling, having a few drinks and so on. Well that is all I will say for now, if you wanna chat or you wanna know more then reply back and maybe we can even meet up @ some point for dinner, drinks, letting you take advantage of me!!!! just kidding with you please don't hold my sense of humor against me too much!!!! hope to hear from you

I didn't think it was so bad so I emailed back...and then got this response back which I couldn't respond to...

I work for a phone company and love my job the freedom of it and the fun of it all. What i do for the company is a bunch of things the easiest way is to say if you wanted to add a feature to ur line i am the one who adds the feature, I can also remove it, create a Toll Free number for you, make sure you are listed with 411 and a number of other feature related orders. But enough about me for now otherwise you will die from being bored to death!!!!!! I would like to know about you now. First what is your name and second how about something that is tells me about you like my email from to you put yourself out there, how you can tell me ur likes and dislikes, do you have a dirty mind, do u have a wise ass sense of humor, r u a freak, r u strange, u r a normal(whatever that is) can you take anything and turn it dirty just to make people laugh or to see them embarrassed anything will be cool with me. what ever you want to tell me, if it is that you want to tie me up and pour wax on me then that is cool with me!!!!!!!!!! or that you want to punch me in the mouth and then kick me in the stomach that cools too cause then i don't have to pay for it anymore!!!!!!!!! j/k see this is my sense of humor sorry if it offends you.

Then I got the same response Ive gotten before...which made me laugh now as much as then: probability theory at work

Hi! there,

I am expecting this mail to be one of the 23 mails that landed up in your mail all of a sudden from craigslist and you decided to open this mail because......I would let you answer that to prove that I am a good listener.

I am not a sugar daddy who fears his mom at home, not a NFL star who recently realized that he started playing football because he liked men, not a movie star who really has to work his balls out (meaning not a porn star), not an investment banker who recently finished the merger between his two favorite book publishers i.e. Playboy and DC Comics, not a guy who does not want to hurt anyone and so turned to chewing plants (tobacco).....and definitely not the guy from your grocery store who is on parole.

To tell you more about myself.....I am a 26 yr old and recently moved to Boston in search of greener pastures...a.k.a doing academic research at MIT. I like playing badminton (play at a competitive level) and other racket sports, running along the Charles, cooking, traveling, acting, yoga, playing guitar, reiki, learning about artificial medicine, reading history and listening to music (classical rock - favorite albums: each every album of Rainbow, joe satriani, led zeppelin and deep purple and few selected albums including joshua tree by U2, Pearl Jam, soundtrack of Matrix 1 and so on).

I am originally from India but the last 3 years of my life were spent in the UK where I got my PhD. I stand 5'6" tall (as the crow flies) and weigh 143lbs (as the needle shows). My favorite cuisines include Indian (obviously), Italian, Mexican and Sushi. Just wanted to make you sure that I am not color blind..... so my favorite colors include different shades of black and white.

I choose the subject because I had taken a course in probability theory and applications. Thats also where the number 23 comes from (more details will be explained). The number 18 in my id was chosen only because its my birthday and is definitely nothing to do with adult entertainment.
Let me know if my calculations are right...or the very fundamentals of this theory will be proved wrong and I need to inform NASA about this before they send another Mars explorer. Consider this...your reply would save a lot of taxpayer's money (your and my money included).

Good luck.

V

or how about this one who I have no clue as to who he is:

You sound very familiar.... (I know that's not the best ice breaker but something about your writing style seems very familiar to me.) If you do know who I am based on my email address then you have to come clean.

If I don't know you then please forgive my interruption....

or...one post was just: CAN'T THINK OF A REASON...............

Here is even another...see they know I'm 28...which amazes me that they still respond:

Hi,

Your profile struck a chord in me. I hope this response will trigger some interest from you.

Perhaps I am off base but you never know unless you take a chance.

I hope to find a woman who would like to be spoiled, pampered, entertained, worshiped and obeyed..within reason:). A woman who would like to explore her Dominant side.

I am a good looking professionally employed generous gentleman. 6" 180 lbs. Irish and Italian. 43 years old. I am aggressive and successful in my career, but behind closed doors I don't mind switching roles so to speak.
If you have any interest please get back to me and I WILL send you a photo and answer any questions you want to ask.

Sincerely,

j

Anyway I hope you ad fun reading...maybe I am ready to get back on the horse...we will see.

I dont know what to say...

Ok I do not what to say to this guys ad...it was priceless to say the least.

Dominant, Attractive & Successful

Here is a response to a bored ad i placed: not to meet someone really just to chat with from time to time...and who knows we might meet sometime....

You're attracted to certain attributed more than others. You might also enjoy being with a dominant male over a one that is not I am a 28 year old male, who is attractive, successful, and obviously dominant. I exude a certain energy which attracts women who compliment my nature. An evening with me could be like the following:

• Me picking the restaurant

• Suggesting one outfit over another

• Ordering your meal, but knowing what you prefer and dont

• Prefer sensual and submissive partner in and out of the bedroom

• You feeling a balance of vulnerability and security

Respond with a picture and tell me why this was of interest.

The Response Ive been waiting for

Ok, So i posted another a ad, just so I could get this guy to email me back...cause Ive ALWAYS deleted his before and I needed to get him to respond again...hahaha and he did. With the pics to go with it...

Interesting post! You wrote:....want to have fun, see where it can go...not looking to be married...

Did you find what you were seeking on Craig's List yet? If not, please call me at your earliest convenience. If we "click" on the phone, could we meet some night at the SKY Restaurant and Lounge in Sudbury on Route 20 for a drink? Would 7:00PM or 11:00PM work for you? I'm 5'7" - blue eyes, divorced, a non-smoker, love my job in Sales as a Director with a hot start-up Internet webconferencing company, have my Master's degree, and my hair and beard are now both silver... the same color as my ol' chariot below.

If you want, you could optionally bring your bathing suit and later relax in my jacuzzi overlooking the Sudbury River which is just a short distance from SKY?

Sincerely,
Kevin

Another weirdo

Ok so this guy is another one that responds to every ad: for real or a scam. weirdo:

Hi! there,

I am expecting this mail to be one of the 23 mails that landed up in your mail all of a sudden from craigslist and you decided to open this mail because......I would let you answer that to prove that I am a good listener.

I am not a sugar daddy who fears his mom at home, not a NFL star who recently realized that he started playing football because he liked men, not a movie star who really has to work his balls out (meaning not a porn star), not an investment banker who recently finished the merger beween his two favourite book publishers i.e. Playboy and DC Comics, not a guy who doesnt want to hurt anyone and so turned to chewing plants (tobacco).....and ofcourse, definitely not the guy from your grocery store who is on parole.

To tell you more about myself.....I am a 26yr old and recently moved to Boston in search of greener pastures...a.k.a got a job as a postdoc at Harvard and MIT. I like playing badminton (play at a competitive level) and other racquet sports, travelling, yoga, playing guitar, reiki, learning about artificial medicine, reading history and listening to music (classical rock - favourite albums: each every album of Rainbow, joe satriani, led zeppelin and deep purple and few selected albums including heaven and hell by black sabbath, joshua tree by U2, soundtrack of Matrix 1 and so on).

I am originally from India but the last 3 years of my life were spent in the UK where I got my PhD. I stand 5'6" tall (as the crow flies) and weigh 145lbs (as the needle shows).

My favourite cuisines include Indian (obviously), Italian, Mexican and Sushi. Just wanted to make you sure that I am not color blind..... so my favourite colors include different shades of black and white.

I choose the subject because I had taken a course in probability theory and applications. Thats also where the number 23 comes from (more details will be explained). The number 18 in my id was chosen only because its my birthday and is definitely nothing to do with adult entertainment.

Let me know if my calculations are right...or the very fundamentals of this theory will be proved wrong and I need to inform NASA about this before they send another Mars explorer. Consider this...your reply would save a lot of taxpayer's money (your and my money included).

Good luck and have a good day.

VJ

This guy responds everytime: With different names

How are you? I saw your ad and I thought I would respond. You sound very nice, sweet and sincere. I'm seeking a long-term relationship. There are several reasons why I answered your ad. For one, I'm tired of the bar and club scene. Second, it just seems everyone is in a serious relationship or married. Why is it so hard to meet that special someone? Beats me, lol. I know there's a nice woman out there for me. I believe that fate will bring us together. I'll keep searching until I find her. Maybe, just maybe, today is my lucky day.

Let me tell you about myself. I'm Caucasian, 37, 5-10, 180 pounds and in-shape. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I work out once or twice a week, no big deal. I'm a college graduate and work in the financial industry. I'm romantic, sensitive, caring and nurturing. Race, creed or nationality doesn't play a part with me when I meet someone. It's the inner soul, the connection that two people make when their s hips cross. I love to learn new cultures and where one grew up studied and lived. I find that fascinating. I realize that whomever I am with, they will have a past. A past that I want to learn. That means, whatever she carries from the past to our relationship is mine too. I will be there for her, through thick and thin.

I like love stories, movies, theater, dinning out, ice-skating and roller-blading. I like long walks in quiet subtle places like a quaint park or low key beach area while the sunsets. I'm fan of alternative and rock music. Some country is cool and I do like some rap. I follow the local sports teams (Sox, Celts, Pats and Bruins). I keep up on them through the net, TV or newspaper. Don't worry, I'm not a fanatic, lol. Also, what's nice is cuddling in front of a good DVD or VCR movie. I love all those bookstores with coffee shops in them, such as Barnes and Noble. One of my favorite things to do when I'm stressed or bored is to head over to Starbucks, have a cup of coffee and relax with a good book or newspaper. I can go with the flow. You want to dine out? Want to go skiing? I'm game for anything. How about this? I love going to the mall with someone I'm dating. I love mall shopping and tagging along! I live for my lady's hobbies. If you want to share in my hobbies, fine with me.

What do I seek in a lady? Honesty, friendship, moral and emotional support. I believe that two people have to be able to communicate. It's not about sex, which can go so far. It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. You must be able to have that bond day in and day out. This world moves so fast. I wish people would slow down, take a deep breath and enjoy what simple things this world has to offer. I’d like to meet someone who knows how to care and equally important, knows how to be cared for. I am looking for a woman who wants a beautiful relationship, someone with similar values and interests like me. One who values kindness and trust. A woman who is capable of communicating things that are important to her. Someone who knows what it's like to be an equal partner in the joy of two different people coming together. If you can be in a relationship, where you can forget about everything and gaze into your lover's eyes -- well -- that truly would be something. Love is hard to find. Not too many times in life you fall in love. But when you do -- wow -- it's incredible. Do you agree?

Would you like to meet anytime in the near future? If you like, maybe you can give me your phone number. If not, I do understand. Women nowadays have to be very careful. I would love to call you. Instant messaging and E mailing is great, but the phone is much better. It's up to you. I find that a great place to meet on a first date is Starbucks. Less pressure than a bar. You can sit down and have a pleasant conversation without the loud music pumping or have an obnoxious bartender waiting on you. I find when you meet a person on a first date for a sit down dinner, it's rather intimidating. Why? Because the waiter or waitress thinks you’re a couple. Do you agree with me on that? I guess the bottom line from my end is, I just want to meet a very nice, tender, down-to-earth, sweet woman for a long lasting relationship. And hopefully -- cross my fingers -- to fall in love. I believe in monogamy. I'm a one-woman man. I don't play head games and mean everything I said in this response to you. Thanks for taking time out to read this, I know it was rather long. Please get back to me at your earliest convenience. I'm looking forward in hearing from you. Bye for now.

Sincerely,

~a~

2 Male Adventure

Another response: HAHAHAHA

Yur ad seemed very interesting. We r 2 male roommates in our early 30's and we're looking for a girl who wants to try to take us both on at once. We're both good looking and cool guys. So might u be up for the adventure????

Another Response

This is another response to one of my ads: So funny I couldnt resist sharing.

Hello my name is nathan knowles I am a missionary man and a pastor. I am handome and 27. If you want and are praying to be a preachers wife and you want to marry one... well I hope I am the man I ask you to be... I am looking for my wife for life soul mate and it is that easy.... why, because life sucks living it alone and goes by so slow if not making love to your mate. I think sex and a honeymoon that never ends is like heaven the heaven for us men of God christians... if you want to know more about this read the books It's my turn by billy grahams wife ruth or Intended for pleasure by ed wheat or love for a lifetime by James Dobson, well write me back I live in Saint augustine florida currently where I write at the libary and am homeless. lookiing to pastor a church soon or move in with you like lady and the tramp the film both one and two. I have seen them and so has myonly sister I am the only grandson besides son in my family and all my family have been married fo rlife to the same person sharing the same home and bed for every day and night... pastors.... you know we have been christians and preachers and that is just how it is you must be serious about marriage and want a family if just you and I like adam and eve and in Gensis 2: 4-25. later pastor nathan k.

Cocky Bastard or Asshole?

So I put an ad up: something like this---

The internet thing is weird, I must admit. Its hard for me though to meet people in everyday scenarios. Im not big at hanging out at a bar just to pick someone up, if i do go--Im usually with a group of friends. And what am I going to do, start spending ours at the grocery store, LOL, does that even work.

Well, I know im in the same boat on still being single. My problem is my shyness for one, and for another--I just have been married to my career for just to long. Its time to start seeing the world. I just graduated from a grad school in Atlanta, so for the last 2 years I have been in high intensity life, now I am trying to relax some. See something of the world besides my couch and my Mac Apple laptop. So if you want to help me relax and see the world, let me know. Please though, do ma favor though, I am not looking for a one night stand. SO if you want a new friend, maybe something more, let me know.

FYI: Don't expect the next Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohen. And, I am me and happy to be that way. I love to laugh so, let me know if you would like to talk more.


And this is the email I get from this guy:

Katie,
Good to hear back from you. How is your day going? I
agree with you. Paris is slightly higher on the
skank-o-meter scale. And for a girl Lindsay's age,
come on! Ambition is one thing, but wasting your life
away with partying is another. They could be great
role models to youth, but instead they choose to
indulge themselves. Such a shame really.

I don't do AIM. I've tried to have it on my PC more
than once and it always doesn't work. Weird. I am on
myspace. www.myspace.com/john_paul

I'm 31, SWM, very athletic, college grad, intelligent,
driven, has goals, very artistic, cheerful, fun
loving, and pretty funny too. I'll be getting into
education soon. I do substitute teaching right now.
Education is so rewarding. I plan on teaching art
actually. I consider myself an artist first and
foremost. How about you? photos attached for fun.

Peace,
John


My Response: Funny. I dont hate her--well not as much as Paris. Now she is a skank. And send my pics... Do i look that bad?? Cause this is what he wrote to me now:::

Right, the usual excuses, anger, and insults. "Intense
grad program" huh? You said yourself you have time to
be on your couch. Why not use that same time and do
something about your clearly overweight body THAT NO
MAN IS GOING TO BE VERY ATTRACED TO!!! MEN AREN'T
ATTRACTED TO YOUR BRAIN!!! MEN AREN'T ATTRACTED TO
YOUR PERSONALITY!!! I don't care about your intese
grad program or any other excuse you can muster.

Don't bother posting on craigslist or any personal
site if you want to deny this. I'm never going to
reply to ads without phots ever again. Thanks for this
little exchange. Try finding a gym before you try to
find some guy. Don't waste our time or yours. Oh, and
this "small brain" is in fact a teacher (and no, it's
not phys ed). Don't write me back with more flames or
crap. I'm not going to read it anyhow. Best of luck.


ASSHOLE.