Any nice guys not looking for just sex?

I was told the other day that I needed to update this thing...and since I haven't been dating much...what do I write about...and your right about it not being a good idea to write about work stuff...so thanks for the comments...and you are right I hadn't thought of that...I know I should have but I didn't when I wrote it...which is ironic because at my last job I didn't write anything bad because I was paranoid someone would find it and read it...

I decided for the hell of it...more to get something to post about...to write a new ad...haha it went something like this:

Any nice guys not looking for just sex?

I haven't been on here looking for a date in a long while...but I'm bored so I thought I would say hi.

I have tried the whole online dating thing...and its frustrating cause the majority of guys I have met especially off of CL want just sex...or are married...why is that? To most CL=SEX

I want to find a guy who likes me for me...I'm not the type of girl to sleep with you on a first date...isn't that what Casual Encounters section is for?

I am also no Paris Hilton...who at the end of the day still cries for mommy. I am me... a size 16... curves and all... but I'm not going to lie and say I'm thin ...its something I have been working on...exercise...being healthy for me not you.

So if after all this...you might find me interesting...tell me why I should trust you...

What can I say...I got few emails back:

Hey I just read your post and there is nothing i can say in an email to have you trust me!!!! that is because you do not know me and I do not know you so I do not trust you either but I will tell you that I am around 6'2 300lbs blue eyes and looking. of course I would love to have sex so would you and everyone one else in this world why cause sex is fun and it feels good. But I would like to chat get to know you have you get to know me as well. Here is my part to let you know that i am not looking for just sex cause if i was i would not say that I still live @ home. why cause I want my own house and right now the prices for house is out of my reach so I live @ home still, I am saving my money to buy my own home. Why not move out into a apartment you ask cause why pay rent and have no value in it after a yr. that does not mean i get a free ride i help my parents out with anything they want me to do. I a video gamer I just got the Wii from Nintendo and i have a PS3 from Sony i love playing video games and watching tv, movies, hanging out with my friends and just chilling, having a few drinks and so on. Well that is all I will say for now, if you wanna chat or you wanna know more then reply back and maybe we can even meet up @ some point for dinner, drinks, letting you take advantage of me!!!! just kidding with you please don't hold my sense of humor against me too much!!!! hope to hear from you

I didn't think it was so bad so I emailed back...and then got this response back which I couldn't respond to...

I work for a phone company and love my job the freedom of it and the fun of it all. What i do for the company is a bunch of things the easiest way is to say if you wanted to add a feature to ur line i am the one who adds the feature, I can also remove it, create a Toll Free number for you, make sure you are listed with 411 and a number of other feature related orders. But enough about me for now otherwise you will die from being bored to death!!!!!! I would like to know about you now. First what is your name and second how about something that is tells me about you like my email from to you put yourself out there, how you can tell me ur likes and dislikes, do you have a dirty mind, do u have a wise ass sense of humor, r u a freak, r u strange, u r a normal(whatever that is) can you take anything and turn it dirty just to make people laugh or to see them embarrassed anything will be cool with me. what ever you want to tell me, if it is that you want to tie me up and pour wax on me then that is cool with me!!!!!!!!!! or that you want to punch me in the mouth and then kick me in the stomach that cools too cause then i don't have to pay for it anymore!!!!!!!!! j/k see this is my sense of humor sorry if it offends you.

Then I got the same response Ive gotten before...which made me laugh now as much as then: probability theory at work

Hi! there,

I am expecting this mail to be one of the 23 mails that landed up in your mail all of a sudden from craigslist and you decided to open this mail because......I would let you answer that to prove that I am a good listener.

I am not a sugar daddy who fears his mom at home, not a NFL star who recently realized that he started playing football because he liked men, not a movie star who really has to work his balls out (meaning not a porn star), not an investment banker who recently finished the merger between his two favorite book publishers i.e. Playboy and DC Comics, not a guy who does not want to hurt anyone and so turned to chewing plants (tobacco).....and definitely not the guy from your grocery store who is on parole.

To tell you more about myself.....I am a 26 yr old and recently moved to Boston in search of greener pastures...a.k.a doing academic research at MIT. I like playing badminton (play at a competitive level) and other racket sports, running along the Charles, cooking, traveling, acting, yoga, playing guitar, reiki, learning about artificial medicine, reading history and listening to music (classical rock - favorite albums: each every album of Rainbow, joe satriani, led zeppelin and deep purple and few selected albums including joshua tree by U2, Pearl Jam, soundtrack of Matrix 1 and so on).

I am originally from India but the last 3 years of my life were spent in the UK where I got my PhD. I stand 5'6" tall (as the crow flies) and weigh 143lbs (as the needle shows). My favorite cuisines include Indian (obviously), Italian, Mexican and Sushi. Just wanted to make you sure that I am not color blind..... so my favorite colors include different shades of black and white.

I choose the subject because I had taken a course in probability theory and applications. Thats also where the number 23 comes from (more details will be explained). The number 18 in my id was chosen only because its my birthday and is definitely nothing to do with adult entertainment.
Let me know if my calculations are right...or the very fundamentals of this theory will be proved wrong and I need to inform NASA about this before they send another Mars explorer. Consider this...your reply would save a lot of taxpayer's money (your and my money included).

Good luck.

V

or how about this one who I have no clue as to who he is:

You sound very familiar.... (I know that's not the best ice breaker but something about your writing style seems very familiar to me.) If you do know who I am based on my email address then you have to come clean.

If I don't know you then please forgive my interruption....

or...one post was just: CAN'T THINK OF A REASON...............

Here is even another...see they know I'm 28...which amazes me that they still respond:

Hi,

Your profile struck a chord in me. I hope this response will trigger some interest from you.

Perhaps I am off base but you never know unless you take a chance.

I hope to find a woman who would like to be spoiled, pampered, entertained, worshiped and obeyed..within reason:). A woman who would like to explore her Dominant side.

I am a good looking professionally employed generous gentleman. 6" 180 lbs. Irish and Italian. 43 years old. I am aggressive and successful in my career, but behind closed doors I don't mind switching roles so to speak.
If you have any interest please get back to me and I WILL send you a photo and answer any questions you want to ask.

Sincerely,

j

Anyway I hope you ad fun reading...maybe I am ready to get back on the horse...we will see.